UglySasquatch  

All hail Canadiaiaiaiaiaiaiaiaiaiaiaiaiaiaiaiaia! The world's next superpower, eh? Ugly hails from the small Province of Nova Scotia and is Minister of just about everything in Pinkitopia. He is also the proud owner of his very own admin sockpuppet.

While not a beer guru like Soracloud, he is very knowledgeable, but also enjoys rum, gin and wine. He has been declared P.I.L.F by Pinkylady.