You're going to feel like one bad mother with this baby in hand. You could easily convert it into a cute little pin wheel, or the pendulum for a grandfather clock. Heck you could probably even use it to swat flies!
What's better is it doesn't even come with this pesky purple glow! If you've been looking for the least frightening Warrior weapon available, this just may be the one for you!
This item really is a mace! Even though it looks more like a lollipop... Or maybe some sort of wand!