Poldaran  

Poldaran works in a hotel where he smushes bugs with heavy objects such as photocopiers and printers. He works the night shift and spends his daylight hours playing WoW. Poldaran is from New Mexico and therefore has no need for sleep. His avatar features what one would presume to be his mage and a turtle.

NixNot haets Poldaran.

Srsly.