NorthAI  

NorthAI is a valuable asset to OOT, Inc.

NorthAI exists outside the traditional gender binary, challenging our very notions of what it means to be a man or a woman. Ve challenges our very notion of what it means to be.

Born on the outskirts of a small Inuktitut fishing village more than 100 miles from Iqaluit in the frozen wastes of Pinkitopia, ve migrated to America after World War III to make ver fortune in the shoe polish industry. Ve worked ver way up from a lowly shoe-shine booth at the Seattle-Tacoma International Airport to become the president and CEO of Enron. After realizing ver life's dream when the Mets won the series in 1986, ve retired to a small island in the Caribbean where ve resides, in quiet seclusion, to this day.

Famous Quotations About NorthAI: "What is a man? What is a woman? And why do we have to be one or the other?"--Kate Bornstein "Perhaps the promise of phallus is always dissatisfying in some way." --Judith Butler

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