Mindel  

Mindel's Fun Facts:

• Mindel is a filthy, filthy Jew.

• Mindel was going to be a doctor, but she didn't have the patients.

• Mindel was bitten as a child by a baby lion cub, and gained the creature's legendary immunity to lasers.

• Mindel is a reformed mooglefucker.

• Mindel used to be a serious and helpful =10 poster until the crushing despair of self-loathing overcame her.

• Mindel is the proud mother of Nixnot's children.

• Mindel used to dress like a punk, write zines, and listen to riotgrrl music.

• Mindel is currently a First Detective Lieutenant Inspector in the OOT Squad, and liaison to the OOT Superfriends.

• Mindel may be invoked at any time to dispute facts about anything. She has the final say when cold hard logic and unquestionable truth needs to be discerned.

• Mindel spent nearly a year homeless and living in a 1990 Chevy Astro van.

• Mindel's father died for your sins.

May it also be noted that Mindel is awesome.