Galkaman  

Galkaman's name was inspired by his FFXI friends, based on his character Ryshak who was a galka - as if you couldn't have guessed. His first post was in Remora's blacklist thread. From there he was inspired by the sarcastic posts of VVilow and Erawyn and lurked the FFXI general discussion forum and the Asylum, and eventually found the OOT. Feeling silly one day, a young Galka went into Unicorn and made his first attempt at trolling. It could have been worse.

Galkaman's favourite post ever is this.

He is currently being stalked by sweetumssama.

Somewhat newly established as an OOT regular, he has decided that he is currently too lazy to search for posts about himself and his life has currently been too dull to share, unless information is requested. If humanity were life, he'd have died 18 years ago.