Driftwood  

A Canadian poster of the OOT who at one time was referred to as "The Grandfather of the OOT". Originally known as UndeadShroom, he began posting as a shittroll in the Asylum and, miraculously, was not banned after spamming videos of a man being anally raped by a horse everywhere (which resulted in the deletion of anywhere from 500 to 700 posts of his between February 2005 and June 2005), ratebotting himself and others several times, attacking the administrator Kaolian on a topic that shall remain unnamed, and spamming his way to 2000 posts, among other feats of sheer idiocy and epic failure.

He has been known to enjoy drinking milk out of bags and hit on Nixnot every couple of months.

He left the OOT in July of 2007.... Or did he?