Doug  

Doug lives in Tucson, Arizona. He works at a Circle K (that has an ICEE machine) from the hours of 3-11 on Wednesday and Thursday, 2-10 on Friday, and 10-6 overnight on Saturday and Sunday. His first post in the OOT was made on Mar 28th 2006.

Slowly but surely he is taking over the OOT in preparation for the Great Poster Revolt of 2008 when he will overthrow admin rule and the meek shall inherit the Earth. He has already singlehandedly slain the administrator Magi.

Despite being named Doug, he is not from Pinkitopia.

It is a well known fact that Doug is clever.