Cattattack  

Cattattack is the Light and the Way. Only through Him shall you know LULZ.

Cattattack, despite his name, is not actually a cat attacking like in that one OWNED avatard where the cat attacks the baby. Cattattack actually attacks cats for the joy of ripping cuddly things to pieces and devouring them completely. This completes Cattattack.

More seriously, Cattattack is the Junior Beermeister, as shown by his wonderful avatard of a beer vending machine (pictured above). The irony being that Cattattack doesn't actually consume alcohol due to the fact that half of his family is filled with alcoholics.

Cattattack is also a man. Not a man's man, like Nixnot, but a man.

He's also an active, albeit out-of-the-loop, member of the Pinkitopia European Conquest Council for Wartime Activities. He hopes to gain Portugal and Norway for his troubles.

Cattattack is like that Disney classic kid show "art attack" but manlier. Really.