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This is an entry in the 2008 Ad Contest.
Text: Please see your doctor before using Utsusemi. Common side effects include swelling, nausea, and a tendency to blow yourself up. Batteries and shihei not included. Some assembly required. Please do not attempt to use utsusemi if you are under level 24, pregnant, or expecting to become pregnent. If erection lasts for more than four (4) hours, seek medical assistance immediately.
Do not use near open flame nor area of effect attacks.
Utsusemi does not take responsibility for loss of life or limb while under its influence. Drink responsibly.
Explanation: This is an ad for Utsusemi, based off of some nifty current events and suspicions that President Bush may or may not be, in truth, a Ninja.
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