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ATTN: Hellboy and other wannabes |
Kakar |
Sep 27th, 2006 |
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People often make two mistakes when the come to this forum. OK, let's be honest, they make a hell of a lot more than two mistakes, but we'll concentrate on those two for the sake of argument and brevity.
The first mistake new visitors make when coming here is thinking that a person's Karma score |
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FFXI Posters. |
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May 12th, 2004 |
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Give me ONE good reason you don't suck.
Come on, I dare you.
Name one benefit, one good poster, prove to me that for every one of you that spells "you're" correctly, there aren't 50 more of you that spell it "ur" or "your".
Your all morons.
Die.
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'Allah Potter and the GFY of Destiny |
Nobby |
Dec 10th, 2005 |
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[sm]Work in progress - Additional Characters may audition by sending a PM to teh Auth0rzzz[/sm]
[b][Blue][lg][u]'Allah Potter and the GFY of Destiny[/u][/lg][/Blue][/b]
[b]Dramatis Personae[/b]
[b]Allabus Dumblefunt[/b]: Headmaster of Hogsylum
[b]AegisGrid[/b]: Master of Magical Goats
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Sorry :-( |
Nobby |
Feb 25th, 2006 |
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I wan't going to post this here as it's, well, sort of embarassing.
But I thought it might be cathartic to splooge this forum with my problem and see if the Arsylumites (or as Moebius calls them, "we") can offer their usual supportive and well thought-out suggestions.
See, I've accid |
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Saturday is a good day |
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Feb 26th, 2006 |
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I went to work this morning with the thought in the back of my mind. It had been lying there all week, occasionally rising close to the surface and then finding itself roughly bludgeoned back to the murky depths as my secondary creature needs often are when I have a goal in sight. But it was a pat |
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Old forum trolls, wave to the newbies |
Demea |
Jan 29th, 2004 |
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Since Skeet is making all the newbies introduce themselves, all you forum trolls should say hey to the newbies. It's only fair. Same stuff applies here as the newbie thread. Just a little about yourself, your interests, and if you are a lady, naked picture links. |
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Thundra's Next Crappy Story |
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Apr 29th, 2004 |
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By reading the assorted works of literary brilliance I have plastered about the board-- like a child's crayon portaits
proudly attached to her mother's refrigerator-- you'd probably assume that I, Thundra, am the world's first ultra-sentient artificial intelligence, an expansive array of unfathoma |
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Tribute to Tacosid |
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May 13th, 2004 |
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Tacosid made a quick name for himself here on Alla’s boards as a pompous arrogant prick. Lets look into the origins of such a man, shall we?
Taco’s arrogance comes from needing to be the center of attention. Many have suggested that this stems from his traumatic past. As a young boy he was re |
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Assylum Awards |
Tare |
Jun 2nd, 2004 |
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It's time to regroup here in the Ass-y-lum. Let's see where we all stand...
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1) Favorite poster
2) Best Sig
3) Funniest poster
4) Most annoying poster
5) Best sock puppet
6) Worst sock puppet
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Suck less |
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Sep 25th, 2004 |
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New orders from the front:
Anyone who posts needs to suck less, you are driving away the decent posters with your crappy one line spam.
1. Henceforth anyone with less than 500 posts must post more than a 50 word count submission. With so few posts we assume you are a 14 year old who found m |
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Random BS Complaint |
Jophiel |
Nov 3rd, 2004 |
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Ok, listen up. Here's the bitter truth about the Asylum.
The Asylum used to be the Out of Topic forum. Prior to that, it was the OoT forum on the uBB boards. It was populated by a subgroup of EQ posters who became rather insular and xenophobic. When we moved to the new boards, we continued to |
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I Think I'm Becoming a Pervert - NWS |
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May 6th, 2005 |
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I've always been fairly prudish in the sack. By 'prudish' I don't mean 'I fu[i][/i]ck like a dead Catholic nun', I just mean that if I compiled a list of my sexual exploits (i.e. positions and techniques and whatnot) and input the data into Kaolian's Freak-o-meter it would probably guess I was a 19 |
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Drac and Nobby are banned |
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May 18th, 2005 |
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http://www.allakhazam.com/forum.html?forum=4&mid=1116425450999947608 |
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Take out your syllabus |
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Feb 6th, 2006 |
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Everything in life is governed by a few simple rules. The rules vary, depending on what it is that needs governing, but everything you do has to meet some criteria to be considered successful, has to follow some guidelines to be valid.
Take posting on the interwebs. Now, some of you will bristl |
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Yanari |
bodhisattva |
Mar 2nd, 2006 |
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I want you back in the guild.
Guild drama sucks [:frown:] |
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Online comics |
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May 24th, 2006 |
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Alright, I occasionally find links on various posts to online comics. I read www.wtfcomics.com through, and that was great (former EQ junkie), and one other. Problem is, I forgot it's name, and regularly clear my History, so I have no idea where it was, and I was enjoying reading it.
The specif |
