Not a dirty limerick, no

The main advantage of limericks is that they are just as goofy and silly as you can get. So if you're goofy and silly enough as an Elder Scrolls fan, you can enter their new contest and snag a concept art piece signed and canvased, plus an Elder Scrolls t-shirt. 

Entry is simple - send an email to Community@elderscrollsonline.com, with the subject Legendary Limerick Contest." Include a name, email address, valid snail mail address, and the limerick itself. Full details about the contest is behind the link to the forums.

Julian "Mirai" Williams