UPDATE!  Due to overwhelming response, we have acquired five MORE retail keys, bringing the total number of available keys to ten!  Be sure to enter!

To celebrate EQII's fourth birthday, we have acquired five ten highly coveted The Shadow Odyssey RETAIL KEYS. That's right, RETAIL KEYS, which will not only give your account full TSO access, but give you the highly coveted Dire Bear Mount and Pet!

And, in the spirit of birthday parties, all you have to do to enter is show up. Follow these easy instructions:

1. If you have not already, register on Allakhazam.com.
2. Make sure your email address is correct and that your email filter won't throw calthine@allakhazam.com into the trash.
3. Post in this thread.

That's it. I'll take the Allakhazam usernames of everyone who posts in that thread and throw them into a spreadsheet, filtering out duplicates. (One entry per person, please!) I'll log into Beta and /random five times (/random 1 to whatever the last number in the spreadsheet is). In the case of a duplicate, I'll reroll. In the case of some bizarre tie that I can't break with /random, I will have my two year old throw peas at a hardcopy of the spreadsheet until one sticks and take that name.

Important Stuff:
1. There will be five ten winners. Each will receive a retail key for TSO.
2. I don't care what country you live in.
3. This is a KEY. Do not stand by the mail box or yell at the FedEx Gal, there is no physical box.
4. Because of #3, there will obviously be no limited edition pewter figurine, sorry.
5. The contest runs from the second you see this until 11:59pm Pacific Time, Saturday November 15. Anyone posting after that does not qualify.
6. I will run those random numbers and mail the winners Sunday November 16.
7. Once I mail a key it's gone. I am not responsible if your spam filter eats it.
8. Any key that is undeliverable and "bounces" back to me may be redistributed to someone with a good email address.

Good Luck!