Dear Bismarck,
It has come to our attention that the rainbows in La Theine Plateau is not enough to make the game "gay friendly"
As such, we at Squeenix have managed to convince the Spoony Gay Man to return to Bismarck within the next few months.
We hope that this is enough to satisfy your want for equality, because the next step is making your moogle gay and the Mog House theme song changed to Cher or Madonna songs.
Don't make us torture your moogle like that,
Squeenix.