~!Gamion's Thread Derailment Services!~
We work for rateups!
That's right. I've finally decided to capitalize on my inherent ability to change subjects and randomize topics at any time.
Are you having trouble with a pesky poster? Is your mouse finger tired of clicking through bajillions of inane and pointless threads or posts? Then come visit this thread. ~!Gamion's Thread Derailment Service!~ where we specialize in sending professional Thread Derailers (TDs) to your thread 24/7 to personalize the atmosphere.
The price per post is a rateup. A portion of all rateups will go towards quality improvement and customer satisfaction.
We have many methods of allowing our patrons to contact us. You may post here. This thread will be bookmarked so you may start a new thread asking for the link. You may also message me, Gamion, founder of ~!Gamion's Thread Derailment Services!~ here on the forum.
At this current time we are open for business. If you are requiring the services of a skilled TD then simply send your request through one of the aforementioned contact methods.
~!Gamion's Thread Derailment Services!~ is also currently seeking qualified and witty members of the FFXI community to apply for positions within our company as accredited TDs.
Our services will be rendered to the Bismarck Server of Allakhazam but we will open up our services to any thread anywhere on the site after a trial run.
Gamion, Founder and Owner of ~!Gamion's Thread Derailment Services!~
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Edited, Apr 14th 2007 1:55am by Gamion
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LOL!
It was really just the last little "We speak Spanish" line that got me laughing.
:O But I would like to toss in my resume. Not as a derailer, but more so as a topic killer. I seem to be good at that, every time I post the topic just dies. I haven't been around for a while on allakhazam, but I would be willing to stop by more.
:P Good to see college is helping yet another fine citizen get his start up in the business world.
It was really just the last little "We speak Spanish" line that got me laughing.
:O But I would like to toss in my resume. Not as a derailer, but more so as a topic killer. I seem to be good at that, every time I post the topic just dies. I haven't been around for a while on allakhazam, but I would be willing to stop by more.
:P Good to see college is helping yet another fine citizen get his start up in the business world.
After reviewing your resume and further credentials I have decided to hire you. Welcome to the company. I was once a topic killer too. Heck, I still am to quite a large degree. I could not figure out for the life of me why statistically so many threads died after I posted there. I will send you an PM.
Gamion
Edited, Apr 14th 2007 2:10am by Gamion
Gamion
Edited, Apr 14th 2007 2:10am by Gamion
Well, then, Gamion, I'd like to hire out your company on a retainer basis. I would like Thread Derailers Incorperated, LLC to target threads started by the following list of people:
Balfor
KevinDragotto
Hiptaru
Jadennyte
Also, I'd like to put your company on retainer to permanently flame, harass, insult, degrade, torment, bully, and otherwise annoy Arondight.
Thank you kindly,
Szandor
Balfor
KevinDragotto
Hiptaru
Jadennyte
Also, I'd like to put your company on retainer to permanently flame, harass, insult, degrade, torment, bully, and otherwise annoy Arondight.
Thank you kindly,
Szandor
After reviewing your requests that have been formally submitted, the services of ~!Gamion's Thread Derailment Services!~ have been rendered to Szandor regarding any and all threads made by:
Balfor
KevinDragotto
Hiptaru
Jadennyte
Services have also been rendered to permanently flame, harass, insult, degrade, torment, bully, and otherwise annoy Arondight until such a time that we are requested by Szandor to cease activities.
After reviewing your file it has come to our attention that your account has an outstanding balance of 1 rateup per post made by our official TDs.
Edited, Apr 14th 2007 9:01pm by Gamion
Balfor
KevinDragotto
Hiptaru
Jadennyte
Services have also been rendered to permanently flame, harass, insult, degrade, torment, bully, and otherwise annoy Arondight until such a time that we are requested by Szandor to cease activities.
After reviewing your file it has come to our attention that your account has an outstanding balance of 1 rateup per post made by our official TDs.
Edited, Apr 14th 2007 9:01pm by Gamion
and here I thought you were just post-whoring...
so long as you only derail topics i make/post in on the bismarck forums i'm cool with it just leave my drg forums posts/topics alone szan !!!! people there actually respect me though i have no clue why. everybody on bismarck knows that i'm not as cool as i think i am.
Oh ho! So you post there too eh!?
*evil smirk*
*evil smirk*
Gamion wrote:
Balfor On DRG Forum wrote:
i do a lot of meriting/sky stuff so honestly deciding between the two is hard
That's not all you do alot of.
Edited, Apr 16th 2007 8:36pm by Gamion
Gamion, you're a god among twisted evil little turds. I like you. d^+^b Keep up the good work.
Glad I could oblige you.
i hate you szan and gamion -_-;
I love you too, you worthless purple-wearing pansy.
go shoot a camel for me szan.
i can kill a thread faster then the plauge think ill apply
Though lacking in spelling and punctuation we have decided to welcome you aboard. Congratulations.
Gamion
P.S. You may begin derailing topics as soon as you wish.
Gamion
P.S. You may begin derailing topics as soon as you wish.
BalforX wrote:
go shoot a camel for me szan.
Would if I could, my limp-****** friend. Instead, the US Army, in all of it's infinite wisdom, has decided to give me ample time to skydive, play laser tag, make coffee, and drink beer. All without insult, injury, or perjury. Loves ya, fuc[s][/s]ker.
Lol. Someone is rating me down for this. :) Hell, if I had another account that could rate I would rate myself to oblivion.
enjoy your desk job nublet
I don't have a desk job. I'm in college. :P I don't think I'm going to have a desk job when I graduate..I would dread it..nothing to do.
desk job = **** time
Oh. I've got plenty of that then.
izland wrote:
desk job = **** time
+1 for Desk Job
I'd apply Gam but, I just don't care enuff anymore. Can I be a part timer? Have your peeps get back to my peeps and we'll do lunch.
Yea sure DB. Anything for you. :D
******** extordinaire wrote:
Well, then, Gamion, I'd like to hire out your company on a retainer basis. I would like Thread Derailers Incorperated, LLC to target threads started by the following list of people:
Balfor
KevinDragotto
Hiptaru
Jadennyte
Balfor
KevinDragotto
Hiptaru
Jadennyte
What the hell did I do *cries*
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