Gold, eh? I suggest buying directly from the mines, miss out the middle man...
Reminds me of a joke:
A miner in Africa has an accident and loses a leg. He says to his mate "I'm f---ed, who will want a one legged gold digger?" His mate says "try Paul McCartney"
bleh, made me laugh anyway
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