So I work in a law office ok? Well, one of the lawyers who I might add is a female (damn hot too, but married, Life:1 Gamion:0) just mentioned she was hungry. So without thinking (how else would I respond), I say: "Ya know, I got an extra Meat Mithkabob or two if ya want?"
She just kinda stares at me for a few seconds and says: "What!?"
It was then that I realized what I had said. I blushed and ran out of her office.
Life:1337 Gamion:Still 0