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Found this last night at work after some redirects and thought it was hilarious!!!!
The first is just a top 30, the second is a page you can F5 or Refresh all you like to keep getting more and more funny thoughts.
Enjoy!
http://www.4q.cc/chuck/index.php?topthirty
http://www.4q.cc/chuck/
(the disclaimer on the bottom was kinda funny also. were people actually concerned that some might take this seriously?)
Quote:
Allakhazam is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Allakhazam
...rofl, rate up
ROFL
I tried to pick one to quote but couldnt see the screen right because I was laughing so damn hard. I showed this to the guys I work with and holy **** we havent laughed like that in a long time. Thanks!!!
I tried to pick one to quote but couldnt see the screen right because I was laughing so damn hard. I showed this to the guys I work with and holy **** we havent laughed like that in a long time. Thanks!!!
Quote:
Allakhazam' blood type is D.O.A.
lol Thanks Auni , I needed that. ^.^
Hmmm. So this is where those Allakhazam quotes have been coming from on the YTMND boards.
Some of my favorites from around the web:
Allakhazam uses ribbed condoms inside out, so he gets the pleasure.
While Allakhazam was on holiday in Spain, he ate some bad paella causing him to take the largest sh*t known to man. That sh*t is now France.
Allakhazam does not have your normal human-style, male nipples. He has a Dodge Ram hood ornament on each pec, and both rams blow smoke out of their noses each and every time he pumps Christy Brinkley.
At the end of each week, Allakhazam murders a dozen white people just to prove he isn't a racist.
Allakhazam uses ribbed condoms inside out, so he gets the pleasure.
While Allakhazam was on holiday in Spain, he ate some bad paella causing him to take the largest sh*t known to man. That sh*t is now France.
Allakhazam does not have your normal human-style, male nipples. He has a Dodge Ram hood ornament on each pec, and both rams blow smoke out of their noses each and every time he pumps Christy Brinkley.
At the end of each week, Allakhazam murders a dozen white people just to prove he isn't a racist.
That had to be the funniest thing I've ever seen!
Thanks for sharing and a rate up is on the way for you ^^
Thanks for sharing and a rate up is on the way for you ^^
Siroggel
Drg: http://ffxi.allakhazam.com/profile.xml?160201
War: http://ffxi.allakhazam.com/profile.xml?160345
(These are out of date, and I'm too lazy to keep up)
Bismarck
Drg: http://ffxi.allakhazam.com/profile.xml?160201
War: http://ffxi.allakhazam.com/profile.xml?160345
(These are out of date, and I'm too lazy to keep up)
Bismarck
Quote:
Filming on location for Walker: Texas Ranger, Allakhazam brought a stillborn baby lamb back to life by giving it a prolonged beard rub. Shortly after the farm animal sprang back to life and a crowd had gathered, Allakhazam roundhouse kicked the animal, breaking its neck, to remind the crew once more that Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck, he taketh away.
Yes!
Lol. thats funny as hell.
I remember awhile back I saw a hume ranger in the game named chucknorris.
I remember awhile back I saw a hume ranger in the game named chucknorris.
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