Common Myths about HMNL:Follow

/em sit back, grab popcorn, watch the show.

stupid noobs.

OMG!!! He's not talking about HNMLS he's talking about HMNLS. Get it right people!!!! ^_~

I'm shocked! Who would ever do that?!

Can someone please explain to me this whole HMNLS thing? What is it?

Id like to know so I can see if the so called "Common myths" hold true.

Hmmm...

Hindu manipulation... no

Happy manicure national.. no

Oh Oh I got it..Hairy Men Need Love Sometimes??

Is that it?

Edited, Sun Nov 13 05:08:42 2005 by Krackhead

I have no plans on joining one of these clown colleges myself. However most of the people I know who are in them with few exceptions seem to be quite happy in them despite them being solely formed out of avarice and despite MOST of them being pretty much summed up in the OP not everyone involved are complete jerks or con artists or whatever.

Just like everything in life you gotta take these things on a case by case basis. Just because you had a very bad experience or seem to think you did does not make them a bad thing, nor does it make anyone in them bad people. If you don't like these LS's don't join one.

There are plenty of people who find the idea of HNMLS's to be absurd or even damaging to the game itself. Myself, I could care less about HNM ********** If I wanted a second job I'd go out and get one that paid in real cash not gil.

On the subject of "Good" HNMLS's I am told that AD and TA are really friendly ones and are populated by some very good people why don't you apply for one of those shells I mean 90% of everyone I talk to could be wrong, however the probability of an LS with so many happy members being like the OP suggests (not saying he is talking about AD or TA) is kinda small if you ask me.

{Um...} in case you are wondering AD and TA stand for Arch Dominus (oh I know I spelled that wrong please don't kill me) and Tornado Alley.

Ok all fun, games and trolling aside...

Can someone please tell me what the hell that person is talking about? I mean c'mon I can understand that English is more than likely his/her second language, of course I'm not sure if stupid counts as an actual language or not if so then English is obviously his/her third language.

Please for the love of god step back and allow the trolling to be handled by the professionals. Thanks.

EDIT: Minor gramtical errors

P.S.

I have to give you points on H*rny Men Need Love, but the post just went south after that.

Edited, Mon Nov 14 00:11:45 2005 by XxMortimerxX

That was just my sarcasm common on how most HNMLS works with one or two exception. Have you been in a HNMLS before? Do you know how it works? Do you know their high standard on what you need to do inorder to keep your place in the LS? Some LS even have requitement of how many hours minimun you have to contribute to the LS each week. If you can't do it, you are out. there isn't much differences than getting a second job. Favorism also plays huge role in most HNMLS. If your intention of join a HNMLS is for items. LS leader's c**k is where you should put your mouth on. That's already in OP's post.

People talk about how bad gilsellers are. If you ask me, HNMLS isn't much of difference than gilsellers. Gillseller wars exist, but so do HNMLS wars. Do you think HNMLSs like each other? why don't you go ask them yourelf? Gilsellers MPK, but so do some HNMLSs. It's just not as often and usually not using their real ingame character so they won't ruin their reputation. FFXI geeks have multiple accounts to handle these kinda matter and they can get away with it. Gilsellers camp same NMs everyday and manipulate items, but so do HNMLSs. But atleast gilsellers doing it as a job so they can have income to feed themself or maybe even their kids and family. HNMLS do it just to sactisfy their materialism in their pixel world. A player in a HNMLS even make common such as "If more people walks around with the same item i have, i won't feel special anymore". Why the f**k people care about what others are wearing? I spit on players like those.

Do you think each gilseller is actually a same player behide it 24/7? If you think so then you are probably incredible stupid or retarded because last time i checked, human can't live without some resting. They have shifts. 8 hours a day and they do it as a job. They don't give a sh*t about FFXI or their equitments. As for some hardcore players, they can easily beat that record anyday, any given time. hardcore players want items. Where can they get them? HNMLSs duh! I don't mean all hardcore players are bad, but some of them like to accuse others who can't "contribute" as much time as they do to the LS. They think you are a leecher. So there comes the LS dramma. Also some of those hardcore players likes to play revenge game of their own if you **** them off. That's why in the last post i warn TriggerXXX better be careful who he is dealing with. There has been multiple times where some HNMLS members harrassing players who pissed them off in game or on interenet. Who do you think you are dealing with people that plays a video game 8 hours or even more each day? My opinion is probably some school kids who have too much time in their hand. Mature behave from them? Maybe...

And finally to the question about "why am i comparing some HNMLS to gilsellers?" Because for those who hasn't even been in one before, talk about gilsellers they immidiately get the idea it's bad. And above is what i show you some common alike between gilsellers and some HNMLS. So before you come here common on something you know nothing of and tried to twist something that does exist into none, get some facts first. It exists on every server in FFXI. HNMLS is nice and sweet when there is only one in a server, when there are more and more of them sh*ts are all over the place.

Also one more thing i like to state is there are some really honorable HNMLSs who tried play nice. They are exceptions and don't do the same thing i said above. Well atleast they tried to ask their members not to. But unfortunatly, there are some bad players in every HNMLSs. It's hard to keep only good players in a HNMLS.To run a HNMLS, you need "New blood" for replacement almost every month. Why? Because alot times players only very active on events before they got the items they want from one HNM, they become less and less active for the same HNM unleast there is gil involved they can make off it. They only come when they feel like to. if there is no new members to replace the empty spot, you might find yourself hard to even gether enough members for Bigmouth Billy sometimes. Why do you think every HNMLSs always has their recruitment section open in their forum and always looking for some specific jobs every month? Their list for job demand changes every month too.

I can't believe i typed some sh*t this long. . . . . . . . . . But atleast i stay on topic.

Some typo, bite me. =)



Edited, Mon Nov 14 06:04:26 2005 by MOoooOooo

If you don't like HNMLS' then don't join, none of the rules/regulations should be a shock to a person that joins.
Most all of these shells have posts regarding rules so that there are no surprises.

We don't see people complaining about social shells so why complain about HNMLS' it's just another way to play if it's not for you then fine, no one forced you to join.

I am waiting for the day a post like this comes along:

Threads like these are why I still bother looking over the forums.

OP I <3 you.

My DRG status gives me immunity to HNMLS problems because they wouldn't want me even if I applied ;p

I will say AD gets some bonus points for the Bubbly Bernie fight though.

Holy sh[i][/i]it, Vel's in AD?


YOU SPOONY TRAITOR!

You can't "seach and destroy" me! I'm the queen!

And I say, "Off with his head!"