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SE Arrested on Multiple Charges!Follow

#1 May 30 2005 at 8:09 AM Rating: Decent
http://Square.Enix.swellserver.com/news/top_stories/arrested.php

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Square Enix

was arrested for lewd conduct, shoplifting, and assault at Classy & Sassy ladies boutique, on Reid street.

Authorities documented in a police report that Square Enix entered the Classy & Sassy boutique at approximately 11:15 a.m. After failing to emerge from a ladies dressing room stall, store clerks knocked on the door asking if he was 'ok' or needed assistance. Square Enix was then reported to have exited the dressing room wearing high heel shoes, women's thong underwear and matching bra along with a dress wrapped around his head as a hat.

Square Enix allegedly began dancing and skipping around the store shouting "I'm a pretty princess" over and over, according to witness reports. When asked by the manager to leave the store, Square Enix squatted in the front lobby and defecated on the floor. He then picked up his ***** with his hand, took a bite, and asked store patrons if they wanted a bite of his cake to celebrate his birthday.

Clearly becoming a threat to others, one of the female clerks tackled Square Enix, and with the assistance of two other women he was restrained until police arrived at the scene.

Mary Smith, one of the store clerks told UJ reporters, "I only weigh 105 pounds and didn't think I could tackle him, but he went down really easily. He's very weak, and very disturbed."

Initial toxicology reports indicate that Square Enix was high on a mixture of narcotics and prescription drugs at the time of the incident. Results of a psychological exam to determine if he will face possible jail time or be institutionalized are pending.


(For all you without a sense of humor this was a joke an I for one find it hilarious)
#2 May 30 2005 at 10:21 AM Rating: Decent
I think its kinda repulsive. Sorry I read it.
#3 May 30 2005 at 12:54 PM Rating: Good
lmfao.

Ok, yeah, the cake thing is pretty sick, but...rofl.
#4 Jun 01 2005 at 11:09 AM Rating: Default
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i have a very good sense of humor... but where's the joke in that?

it's rather revolting.
#5 Jun 01 2005 at 11:30 AM Rating: Default
I agree with Naeo. I'm afraid to waste more words on this than that, but, hey, if this entertains someone, I guess it did its job, eh?
#6 Jun 03 2005 at 10:39 AM Rating: Default
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Sick very Sick.. And I htought I was twisted.

Anyways if you haven't been able to put two and two together this is a fake.. If you check the link and go to the bottom of the page to find the related stories you will find out that this is a total hoax.
#7 Jun 03 2005 at 10:57 PM Rating: Decent
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Well some may find it funny.
I knew it was fake when it talked about SE as a man.
#8 Jun 05 2005 at 4:29 PM Rating: Excellent
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Hmm no offense by this generalization but I'd always figured Square Enix to be a woman.

That was pretty sick and twisted, yet funny too ^_^b
#9 Jun 05 2005 at 9:37 PM Rating: Excellent
HAHA pwned
#10 Jun 08 2005 at 3:23 PM Rating: Good
Lmao that was funny.
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