Red Mage Paradise (Parody)Follow

Another one I wrote and put on the Dawn LS Forums

Been working on this one for quite some time... it finally came together, and I hope you all like it as much as you did the Vana'diel Rhapsody.

Red Mage Paradise (original lyrics by Coolio and some adopted from Yankovic)

As I walk through the dunes out in Valkurm
I take a look at a party and realize they’re very dumb
But that’s just perfect for a Red Mage like me,
So they can see what they should aspire to be.
I go over to the party and start castin’ Raise
They fawn over me with chants of praise… fools
’Cause I've been nukin’ and curin’ so long that
My entire linkshell thinks that my mind is gone
I ride a chocobo as I travel the land
Casting magic at my foe with a sword in my hand.
So if you finish your mob and I finish mine
Then tonight we're gonna camp that Centurio number nine.

We been spending most our lives
Leveling a Red Mage in paradise
I think I’ve logged out once or twice
Leveling a Red Mage in paradise
It's hard work and sacrifice
Leveling a Red Mage in paradise
We buy gil at a discount price
Leveling a Red Mage in paradise

A beastman stabbed me in the back yesterday
I cast Fire II on him and made him pay!
I really don't care, I hope his name turns grey
'Cause I’ll be laughing my head off while he’s burning away.
But I ain't never used convert when there’s agro around
A Red Mage low on health? You know that can’t be found
I never wear hairpins, but I got a pimp hat
And my parties agree I look good in red and black... fool
Your death ain't nothing but a bad pull away,
But I'm leveling up, do or die, what can I say
Level 63 now, soon I will make it to 64
The way things are going I know I’m not slow.

Need no party, no alliance, no raid group
Not a single other job.
Like any major NPC
I can solo any mob.

We been spending most our lives
Leveling a Red Mage in paradise
We're just plain and simple guys
Leveling a Red Mage in paradise
There's no time for sin and vice
Leveling a Red Mage in paradise
We solo fight, we don’t play nice
Leveling a Red Mage in paradise

Refresh for the Red Mage, refresh for the White
Cast it on the Pal, but never the Dark Knight
Think you really need it? Think I give a damn?
Well, then prove to me you’re more worthy than I am.
I'm the type of guy the little n00bs wanna be like
In their dreams they think can level up to be like me – psyche!
So don't you tell me, and don't you shout
Or else my brother, in Balista, I’d have to go and take you out.

We been spending most our lives
Leveling a Red Mage in paradise
Come check my bazaar I shout
Leveling a Red Mage in paradise
I’ve got stuff you should check out
Leveling a Red Mage in paradise
We don’t know how to log out
Leveling a Red Mage in paradise

Wow...... Careful though, Coolio may wanna sue you kine he wanted to sue Wierd Al. Nice though!


I am tempted to say you should put this on the RDM forum, not gonna though. They'd butcher it. Cry about you not refreshing BLMs and casting sword in hand etc.



Edited, Sat Apr 9 06:51:47 2005 by Aluus