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Okay people, I want you to post the best (or worst) MTs you have seen or done here. Rules: You must have been the one to do the MT, OR you must have been on the party or LS or whatever the MT was on, at the time it was done. If you've only heard about the MT from others, don't post it. Also, IF the MT was from someone other than you, do NOT use that person's name. You may make up another name for them if you choose, but this thread is not to publicly humiliate anyone.
I will start. My friends and I were helping with a coffer key run in Eldieme Necropolis. We had a Mithra Black Mage helping us who responded to our shout in Jeuno. None of us knew her. While waiting for an alliance member to come back from being AFK, BLM MTs this:

But I must say, my husband put my strong *** p?ssy to the test on that last little vac we just took!

Those were her exact words (except for the question mark, should be a U.) God only knows who that was intended for, but we laughed like crazy for several minutes! She blamed it on the rum and coke she had earlier.

Tie between two.

First one. I'm sitting there upping my fame, when I see this appear on my screen: '>>You feel really good inside...' I later found out someone had asked him what powerleveling feels like lol!

Second one. I'm browsing the AH in Lower Jeuno when some random person mt this into /s: Oh! I have that porno!

Anyone got any good ones?

I'm guilty of this one. Now I'm sure most us know what the WHM AF looks like on a Taru. And I like to rub that in to my LS when I'm fighting with my club.

...well I mistelled the following:

"Vibrator = on"

I was in Yuhtunga jungle at the time fighting a Smithy. I'm sure that got a couple "Wtf"s >_>

Me and a friend were doing a mission run and we brought someone along that was randomly shouting for the same thing so we invited him as we were running through an area we noticed he wasnt helping much with the party so my friend mt "I think we should just boot him now in Party chat....O_o

Edited, Fri Apr 1 05:19:35 2005 by Aphrasia

i can't remember what forum it was on...

but i saw a funny screenshot with something to the effect of

"you can't leave me with a baby and herpes. oops. mt."



doesn't meet req's, but i thought it was humorous, enough to make me laugh during a long boring night at work.

First up one from another server
http://webpages.charter.net/lilbigcip/clp861.jpg


and now two from Prawneh ^_^

http://www.ls-aurora.com/datas/users/129-pron.gif
http://mitglied.lycos.de/ashram2/sexbomb.jpg

Aphrasia, I've had quite a bit of trouble explaining to my co-workers what this loud *gasp* was about when I read that screen.

XD

lol its not edited ^.^;; its in the second post.. the picture link..

read at your own risk >.> dont have little children present btw

oh and kitty >.>;; <.<;;;;; you shoulda heard me trying to explain the isane laughter to my sister sitting 2 feet away >.<

a couple of em.

One on my Behalf:

i was in a party, making plans for a date with my boyfriend, and i mt'd the /l to him (at the time, we had a LS just for us) and i went

"Movies, my place for a sex change then out to the club?"

ment to type Sec, and have that as /linkshell.

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Second is on the HK leader's behalf.

"<3 Naeo in a completely homosexual way"
**he meants to have a NON homosexual way.

not naughty, but I've hit the teleport advertisement macro instead of the Warp macro at Dem, Holla, Mea, Altep, Yhoat, and Vhazl quite a few times. Oops X_X

Gonna break my own rules and use a name on this one, but I just got this MT tonight:

Bert and Earnie it is then...... The Towchuck has spoken!