Things that suck: seven line macros in Lower Jeuno.
That which sucks worse: Multiple seven-plus line macros going off at the same time in Low Jeuno.
Maybe not; they're not so annoying as they are merely entertaining:
I quote Mark Twain, in his
The Awful German Language. It sums up my feelings nicely on these travesties of the shout channel. Twain describes oddities of the German language but many aspects of it are relevant to my rant:
Quote:
Some German words are so long that they have a perspective. Observe these examples:
* Freundschaftsbezeigungen.
* Dilettantenaufdringlichkeiten.
* Stadtverordnetenversammlungen.
These things are not words, they are alphabetical processions. And they are not rare; one can open a German newspaper at any time and see them marching majestically across the page -- and if he has any imagination he can see the banners and hear the music, too. They impart a martial thrill to the meekest subject. I take a great interest in these curiosities. Whenever I come across a good one, I stuff it and put it in my museum. In this way I have made quite a valuable collection. When I get duplicates, I exchange with other collectors, and thus increase the variety of my stock. Here are some specimens which I lately bought at an auction sale of the effects of a bankrupt bric-a-brac hunter:
* Generalstaatsverordnetenversammlungen.
* Alterthumswissenschaften.
* Kinderbewahrungsanstalten.
* Unabhaengigkeitserklaerungen.
* Wiedererstellungbestrebungen.
* Waffenstillstandsunterhandlungen.
Of course when one of these grand mountain ranges goes stretching across the printed page, it adorns and ennobles that literary landscape -- but at the same time it is a great distress to the new student, for it blocks up his way; he cannot crawl under it, or climb over it, or tunnel through it. So he resorts to the dictionary for help, but there is no help there. The dictionary must draw the line somewhere -- so it leaves this sort of words out. And it is right, because these long things are hardly legitimate words, but are rather combinations of words, and the inventor of them ought to have been killed.
One can easily see the similarities between the macros and this. The Kanji ones are my favorite: it looks like gibberish, and a
whole lot of gibberish at that. They march across the bottom of the screen not unlike a marching band; and as Twain described, with a little imagination one can see the festive banners and the music accompanying them. The autotranslator gets thrown out the window with scant few clues to the content for the others. This annoys me little, but it is certainly amusing.
And if the German players ever start making seven line macros, it'll make my day.