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This is a RL *****. My girlfriend is making me go to a wedding. I hate weddings. Especially because I don't drink anymore, and I won't know anyone there anyhow.
I would rather comb my ******* pubic hair with an old candle than go to a wedding.
I would rather brush my teeth with a sheet of ******* rust than go to a wedding.
I would rather suck the puss out of a staff infection than go to a wedding.
I would rather party with this guy then go to a wedding....
Oh yeah, **** Detroit and the whole state of Michigan (especially the Southfield & Livonia areas).
I can beat your RL *****. I'd WAY rather go to your wedding than having to go to a ballet which was the case last weekend. OMG I can't believe that i lost 3 hours of my life that I will never have back. I don't know HOW my girlfriend convinced me but everytime I saw a guy doing a 'pirouette' in the air, I though of stabbing myself.
Oh, and f*ck Barry Bonds and everyone who believes he was never on the juice. I mean, puulleeaasse...his goddamn TRAINER is being investigated for that steroid scandal.
<fan>-'oh golly gee Barry, you must'a worked out quite a bit last summa to go from 17 to 29 inch pipes'.
<Barry>-'well you see, I stick this 7 inch long needle up my *** every day which makes my ***** look like a newborn's and my muscles all big and **** so i can hit a few more dingers and keep giving false hope to people from ****-central a little bit of false hope about us winning tha world series...but don't tella anyone.'
Own up b*tch! That's what really pisses me off.
I'm a trainer in RL so don't give me this **** about how it's possible if you just train hard. F*ck, it took me a couple years to get a few inches on my biceps.
That is all for the day