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At least we aren't smaller than a Galka nut. When your galka boyfriend tea bags you, please take screenys. That would be worth the

Oh yeah, Fu[/b]ck John Kerry's wannabe Kennedy dumb ***.

He is a Ted Kennedy's huge *** kissin' Jay Leno mug lookin' dimwitted brainless, heartless sack of monkey sh[b]it lying Son of a Bi[b][/b]tch..

Edited, Tue Sep 28 17:20:07 2004 by Trizzoro

Trizz sucks at insulting...he's an asshat...and a ******* quack at that!

I'll even send one of the Katies with you to help...douche.

-Tweed

1. WHM's are Asshats
*switches to WHM*
SHUT UP YOU STUPID NOOB OR I"LL LEAVE YOUR PT! GO PULL AND GET US CHAIN 18!!!

PS: REFRESH ME!

4. Dunes!!
Dune novels are awesome. I recently read The Butlerian jihad, which is very... different. That's to be expected though, I mean it was written by Frank Herbert's son. The miniseries was cool, even it it did diverge from the plot somewhat. At least it's not that god-aweful David Lynch version! ARGH! It's soooo bad! STUPID NOOB DIRECTOR MAULING TEH BOOKZ OF AWESOME!?!?!

WTF WAS UP WITH THE RAIN AT THE END!?


5. Canada vs. USA
USA: lots of money (most of it in the hands of corporate oligarchies) lots of weapons, lots of right wing wackos.

Canada: a lot less money (most of it in the hands of corporate oligarchies) lots of health care, lots of hippies.


6. Bastok sucks!!
If by "sucks" you mean "Sucks all the strength and vigor out of the other nations by it's sheer AWESOMENESS FACTOR" - then yes, it does.


7. NIN tank is better than PLD
Ninjas can tank while totally wailling hard on a guitar and handing out fries! Therefore, yes they are better.


9. NM BOTS!
Yes, let's all nevermind the bots.

You know what else? F*CK THE CRAWLER'S NEST!!

Whose idea was that f*cking mess anyway? It's aggro Castlevania is what it is, and have you ever tried to find a coffer or a chest in there?!
My god, I must have died FIVE TIMES looking for a plain little old weakass treasure chest. I ran out of MP casting sneak! SNEAK! FIVE HUNDRED EM PEE! Sneak costs EIGHT MP TO CAST!
ELEVEN HOURS RUNNING AROUND HITTING TAB!

*ting ting ting ting ting ting*

Hey, you know what else? F*ck Goblin Gamblers. What the crap is up with that ****, you have some damn level 25 goblin hanging out in a level 15 area. Bomb toss my ***. Blaze spikes, my ***. F*ck Gamblers. Stupid name too.

And wtf is up with ALLIANCES!? F*CK ALLIANCES!

Remember Eco Warrior? Every alliance I've been in since that day was Eco Warrior. Ninety nine boobs and one sane guy, all trying to accomplish the same end.
Here's to you people that can't stay focused when you're in an alliance: **** YOU! WE'RE LEAVING NOW, ASSHAT!
Don't attack the Lost Soul, asshat. It doesn't drop paper. It does however suck HP from EVERYONE IN THE ALLIANCE, thereby getting back to full health, while everyone is YELLOW NOW!

AND OH LOOK THE UNDEAD ARE ALL LINKING I THINK I'M REACHING NEW LEVELS OF ECSTACY.

*pant pant*

Hey, you know what else? Windhurst, you blow. You blow more than Shanghai at midnight.
The toilets in Windhurst probably require you to go up three floors, past various obstacles not marked on the map, go around the toilet four times, do a little dance, complete a quest, kill Kirin, take the airship back and forth to Jeuno twice, ride the boat, and THEN use the potty.

Bastok, you know what, you blow too. I'm gonna paraphrase a friend of mine:
GO PLANT A DAMN TREE ALREADY!
Bastok is Iraq. Don't believe me? Go look at it! Look! See it? Iraq.

And Sandy, what's your problem. You think you're France. The Elvaan are all French. This explains the white magic casting motion, the fruity lisp of that dude in Norg, and the attitude problem. STOP BEING FRENCH. START BEING FIRST IN RANK AGAIN. WORLD WAR TWO IS OVER.

One more. F*ck Maat.
What's up with this dude, he does his little dance all the time like he's about to whale on that Nomad Moogle in front of him, at least until you give him his freaking item (which invariably requires twenty deaths and four ALLIANCES to acquire).
Then he's all normal again. Wtf. Maat. You suck. Get a real job.

Ok, last one.
F*ck Summoners that haul *** for the zone with your avatar hanging out. Do you have any clue how hilarious Ramuh looks when he's running like hell? I'm sorry, floating like hell?
He looks like he dressed up to go to a Halloween party and win Best Costume, only to walk into the party and discover it's Beirut. Look, give this guy his dignity, ok? He looks way too religious to be hauling levitating *** for the zone to Selbina. Put your summons away before you freak out and RLH. I'm laughing too hard to see over here.


heh heh heh heh. I feel better ^^



Edit: f*ck Ramuh hauling ***.

Edited, Wed Sep 29 06:07:56 2004 by Sioux

/salute Sioux

Damn good flame XD gave me a well needed laugh XD

Ok, first of all, just STFU.

Yeah, that's right. Shut the f*ck up. I ROXOR ALL U SUXORS!1!

Don't even reply to this, because I simply PWN all you ******** So all of you assclowns just get in line and start humming on my balls, ok? Know why you need to hum on my balls? I'll tell you why. All you ******* cry and complain about the gil farmers, yet you know you buy gil online, and that's why you have the uber gear. Don't f*cking lie to me, because I know it's true. You try to say you farmed you *** off for that ****, but whatever. We all know Americans are lazy. No way you farmed the gil needed for that Peacock Charm, Hauberk +1 and two Sniper's Rings +1. Unless by farm you mean "sucked Jerryx's ****", except that he's a Galka and therefore doesn't have a *****. So, you probably blew one of the other Jerries, namely one of the Tarus, which makes you a pederast. Don't know what that means? Go look it up in the dictionary, you illiterate f*ck.

So, in closing, just remember: Xanoxonax > you worthless ********

Edited, Wed Sep 29 07:48:49 2004 by Xanoxonax

hooked on phonics..check it out and all you other wipes that can't take 2 seconds to TYPE out a word..you lazy sh*ts

[quote]So, in closing, just remember: Xanoxonax > you worthless ***************

typo there ...should say Xanoupyourass < you worthless ********* get your math straight

You worthless DRK...go back to 'Absorb'ing **** for crack

First of all, cocksmoker, I was bashing that kind of talk.

Second of all, why don't you get a real job? A WHM Elvaan? Man, you must sit around with that flag up a whole hell of a lot. That is, unless you have some static party that feels bad for your worthless Elvaan White Mage ***. Then you're probably riding their coat tails to end game like every other f*cking WHM out there.

Anyways, have fun wearing that full RSE set all the way into your 60s, if not until endgame. But that's ok, since WHMs stand in the back away from the mob. And with that lame *** Elvaan MP pool, there's no way you have to worry about drawing hate, so you won't take any hits at all what so ever. Go get a real Elvaan job, why don't you? Bet all the kids at school in San d'Oria made fun of you when you picked your lot in life. Just like every Taru makes fun of you now for trying to cut in on their action.

Edited, Wed Sep 29 08:42:43 2004 by Xanoxonax

Trizzoro even said in the original posts that there are to be no ratings on this thread. You really all are a bunch of illiterate f*cks, aren't you? Yep, that's what I thought. Go back to writing 1337 talk, you worthless bunch of assclown douchebags.

Take a punch or two, eh? Let me hip you to something, my Elvaan WHM pal. I had the pleasure of tanking as a DRK one day for about five hours when there were no goddamn PLDs around, and got two levels during that time, so...yeah, I can take the hits just fine, Sonny Jim.

As for PLDs, did these motherf*ckers go into hiding or what? Or are they just sick of dying all the time thanks to Elvaan WHMs who can't heal for ****? Yeah, that must be it.

I'm definately down with some Genkai. I should be on sometime Thursday afternoon and be on this whole weekend, so drop me a line. Shame some people are ruining the fun of this thread. Venting on here is a whole lot better than strangling my roommate who is trying to ruin my sanity this semester.

Edited, Wed Sep 29 09:04:37 2004 by Xanoxonax