Orc: So, how do you like your first raw oyster?
Bugbear: Mrmph, oh, its good (What the heck does he see in these nasty snotballs? Gotta keep it down.)
Orc: Are you ok? You're looking kind of green.
Bugbear: Oh, it's fine! (Must...not...blow....chunks! Guzzle more tea!)
Orc: Are you sure? Let me smell that halfshell. Oh, dude, you got a bad one!
(Based on real life experience. And yes, my brother was the Orc, and I was the Bugbear.)
Edited, Jun 12th 2010 12:00am by Maccabee4