I am actually stunned...absolutely...stunned! For two reasons:
1) WOW! Just...WOW! 9 years old and to be able to articulate like that. +1 for the parents and whatever school system you are in BIGHARPER.
2) 19, going off to college, and you spill...DR. PEPPER! Man, something is definitely not right with you. I could understand Mich Light or Bud or I would have even taken Natty Lite. But Dr. Pepper?! Grow up man! Tis a sad day Dakster.
Here's to hoping you figure it out